[I’ve had a long, dreary weekend – too much rain, not enough fun – and I thought this was the perfect day for a little Costco humor on my blog. Luckily, I got a fabulously funny guest post recently that I wanted to share with everyone. The guest poster, Richard, and his wife, Delores, have been Costco members, in Phoenix, Arizona, for 31 years! How impressive is that? Think of all the money they’ve saved! This post is short but funny and I’m sure almost all of us will find it a situation we can relate to, as well.]
Last week my wife, Dolores, asked me if I could stop at Costco while I was out. She asked if I would get her a package of “Thomas’s English Muffins” (less than $7.00). I told her that I would gladly stop there during my travels.
When I got home I asked her to help me unload the car. When she asked me how much I spent, I sheepishly told her $387.00 and change. Well, needless to say I am no longer allowed to go to Costco alone. I am 67 years old and in “time-out!”